Fun with horoscopes!

Valentine Day Horoscope:

Pisces

horoscope says: Your Valentine might make an early exit this year.
horoscope means: Your Valentine doesn't exist... Not even in the form of chocolate or the little candy hearts with the unusual "romantic" conversation bits (such as "fax me"... oh la la!) that taste like chalk because they don't do that in Italy.

horoscope says: An exciting encounter with a sexy person on February 12th will make any valentines you receive on the 14th seem as plain as vanilla.
horoscope means: Yet another brilliant pick-up line of "Ciao americana! Ciao bella!" while walking home from school. This time the guy might be good looking. Well, not really, but he'll think he's the shit.

horoscope says: Look to be of great service to friends on Friday, as you play the role of therapist to the disappointed and personal assistant to the happier couples.
horoscope means: As you walk unsuspectingly through the city, you will see tons of happy-couples attached to each others' faces like there is no tomorrow (and like nobody else is watching) and reeeally wish that there were little chocolate valentine hearts to binge on. Alas.

horoscope says: By Valentine's Day, you will have had your fun, and your friends need you, and you'll be there.
horoscope means: Thank goodness for the inevitable chocolate high that comes with Valentine's Day. You'll be there.

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