The Story of Purple

Tina: Since when do you have a purple backpack?!
Me: *confused*
Tina: Remember when I told you that purple was your color and you said "noooo!"
Me: Ooohhhh...
Tina: and your mom sent you a purple purse with a purple pen and a purple notebook
Me: I have since embraced my purple identity...
Tina: Ha! I knew it! Hahahahhahahaaa